What do you say when you find a feather in the middle of your living room floor?
When you do not own any birds?
When you are quite certain it is not the decorative kind of feather that has fallen off of something?
When you own two cats?
You look at the cat.
Then you put on your shoes and systematically search the yard where the cat likes to prowl.
What do you do when you don't find the rest of your fine feathered friend?
Seriously, I'd like to know.
